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Seriously; have you ever just hopped on Amazon<\/a> went looking for something & found things you should never have seen? Like really; like what the hell just happened here?\u00a0<\/p>\n

Some are a great joke, and I can’t want to send them to my friends. \u00a0But, who comes up with these great ideas?<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
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Giant Gummy Bears Party Python, 8 ft, 26.9 lbs<\/a><\/td>\nSenior Woman with Asthma Inhaler Peel and Stick Wall Decals<\/a><\/td>\nDisposable Urinal Bags<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\"\"<\/a><\/td>\n\"\"<\/a><\/td>\n\"\"<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed<\/a><\/td>\nJumpin’ Banana Doody Head Velcro Cap Poo Flinging Game<\/a><\/td>\nLube Straw Sucker <\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\"\"<\/a><\/td>\n\"\"<\/a><\/td>\n\"\"<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Slicey the Pig Dashboard Wiggler<\/a><\/td>\nCoffee Enema Starter Kit<\/a><\/td>\nNatural Water-Based Lubricant, 55 Gallon Drum<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\"\"<\/a><\/td>\n\"\"<\/a><\/td>\n\"\"<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Nicolas Cage Face T-shirt<\/a><\/td>\nPoo Dough<\/a><\/td>\nMini Penis Decompression Rebound Toy<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\"\"<\/a><\/td>\n\"\"<\/a><\/td>\n\"\"<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Penis Pokey<\/a><\/td>\nGiant Gummy Hot Dog<\/a><\/td>\nFunny Orange Tabby Cat Tissue Holder<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\"\"<\/a><\/td>\n\"\"<\/a><\/td>\n\"\"<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Unicorn and Cat Mat<\/a><\/td>\nRainbow Floral Penis Coffee Mug<\/a><\/td>\nHow to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\"\"<\/a><\/td>\n\"\"<\/a><\/td>\n\"\"<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Bukkake! The Card Game<\/a><\/td>\nPiggy Penis Plush<\/a><\/td>\nSame Penis Forever Banner<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

Don’t worry; check back in a couple weeks for version two of “Werid Stuff on Amazon”.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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