Seriously; have you ever just hopped on Amazon went looking for something & found things you should never have seen? Like really; like what the hell just happened here? 

Some are a great joke, and I can’t want to send them to my friends.  But, who comes up with these great ideas?

Giant Gummy Bears Party Python, 8 ft, 26.9 lbs Senior Woman with Asthma Inhaler Peel and Stick Wall Decals Disposable Urinal Bags
Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed Jumpin’ Banana Doody Head Velcro Cap Poo Flinging Game Lube Straw Sucker
Slicey the Pig Dashboard Wiggler Coffee Enema Starter Kit Natural Water-Based Lubricant, 55 Gallon Drum
Nicolas Cage Face T-shirt Poo Dough Mini Penis Decompression Rebound Toy
Penis Pokey Giant Gummy Hot Dog Funny Orange Tabby Cat Tissue Holder
Unicorn and Cat Mat Rainbow Floral Penis Coffee Mug How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety
Bukkake! The Card Game Piggy Penis Plush Same Penis Forever Banner

Don’t worry; check back in a couple weeks for version two of “Werid Stuff on Amazon”.